Favorites from “Ignore Everybody”, 1998-2008

[These are some of my favorite business-card cartoons ever; they all appeared in my first book, “Ignore Everybody”, and were all drawn in that first decade between 1997-2008. These are the seminal ones; this is as good as my work ever got etc.]

91301_commitment 91303_lifestyle

91305_complete_asshole

91307_henry

91309_artists_bar

91311_the_poor

91313_complete

91315_eric

91317_glorious

91319_scared

91321_lie

91323_suffer

91325_jesus

91325_upgraded

91329_expensive

91331_otherplans

91333_happy_coincidence

91335_tackyandgross

91337_filmstudent

91339_hislies

91341_snatch

91343_mistakenly

91345_thursday_night

91347_stupid_fuck

91349_please

91351_crap_enough

91353_four_year

91355_the_price

91357_currentlevel

91359_glamorous_looking

91363_survive

91365_choose copy

91367_disposable

91369_greatest_city

91371_threelittlewords

91373_fabulousness

91375_useful_device

91377_the_gaps

91379_frankly

91381_phone_number

91383_after_that

91385_hell_even_a_dime

91387_I_dont_have_friends

Badasschick112

InsanitySkunkworks112

QualityIsnt112

ReadMyBlog

SomethingtoBelievein

TheShortTail112


Page 96 (edinburgh drawings from 2001)

[All these were drawn while I was living in Edinburgh, Scotland, back in 2001 etc]

My dreams look great on paper
my dreams look great on paper

I'm Scottish
i’m scottish

Poetic insights
poetic insights

Satan bought my soul
satan bought my soul

Mystical experience
mystical experience

Take me home now
take me home now

Yeah we like easy
yeah we like easy

Hearing snoring noises
hearing snoring noises

God had made a friend
god had made a friend

Single middle-age barfly
single middle-age barfly

Untitled
untitled 01

Eat pussy drink beer
eat pussy

Manners forbid me
manners forbid me

Middle age
middle age

Not happening for me
not happening

Talking to you
talking to you

I need to be used
i need to be used

No longer give a damn
no longer give a damn

Porridge fruit
porrige fruit

Three hours
three hours

I'm in Vegas
i’m in vegas

She looked great on paper
she looked great on paper

You must never grow
you must never grow

Career career career
career career career

Catalyze joy
catalyze joy

Fleeting beauty
fleeting beauty

Righteouly indignat
righteously indignant

The emptier his life got
the emptier his life got


Drawings from 2001

Nobody cares about you

I just uploaded a bunch of cartoons from 2001. Here they are.

For what it’s worth, even BEFORE 9-11 happened, 2001 was already my worst year ever personally and career-wise. It was utter hell at the time, made even worse by the New York atrocity.

So if they appear angrier and more despairing than usual, that is why.


Page 68 (drawings from 2001)

Curse of emptiness
curse of emptiness

Failed attempt
failed attempt

God with no love
god with no love

Nothing so deadly
nothing so deadly

Now that takes skill
now that takes skill

As the second plane
as the second plane

Career drone
career drone

Niche
niche

Only look fat when you're naked
don’t look fat in that

The first thing
the first thing

Trophy out of you
trophy out of you

Untitled
untitled 01

Yuppis with big houses
yuppies with big houses

Hitting on 300 girls
hitting on 300 girls

Living vicariously
living vicariously

Nobody cares about you
nobody cares about you

The better you blog
the better you blog

Untitled
untitled 02

No you're not attractive
no, you’re not attractive

Escaping from boredom
escaping from boredom

It's culture
it’s culture

Media execs
media execs

Music was the only thing I had left
music was the only thing i had left

Somebody who sold his soul
somebody who sold his soul

Untitled
untitled 03

We needed refuge
we needed refuge

Getting older
getting older

Pea-size brain
pea-size brain

The carcasses
the carcasses

The trranny
the tyrrany

Tried making plans
tried making plans

What ever gets you laid
what is art