Favorites from “Ignore Everybody”, 1998-2008

[These are some of my favorite business-card cartoons ever; they all appeared in my first book, “Ignore Everybody”, and were all drawn in that first decade between 1997-2008. These are the seminal ones; this is as good as my work ever got etc.]

91301_commitment 91303_lifestyle

91305_complete_asshole

91307_henry

91309_artists_bar

91311_the_poor

91313_complete

91315_eric

91317_glorious

91319_scared

91321_lie

91323_suffer

91325_jesus

91325_upgraded

91329_expensive

91331_otherplans

91333_happy_coincidence

91335_tackyandgross

91337_filmstudent

91339_hislies

91341_snatch

91343_mistakenly

91345_thursday_night

91347_stupid_fuck

91349_please

91351_crap_enough

91353_four_year

91355_the_price

91357_currentlevel

91359_glamorous_looking

91363_survive

91365_choose copy

91367_disposable

91369_greatest_city

91371_threelittlewords

91373_fabulousness

91375_useful_device

91377_the_gaps

91379_frankly

91381_phone_number

91383_after_that

91385_hell_even_a_dime

91387_I_dont_have_friends

Badasschick112

InsanitySkunkworks112

QualityIsnt112

ReadMyBlog

SomethingtoBelievein

TheShortTail112


Page 95 (drawings from 2000)

Jokes about hollywood
making jokes about hollywood

Lack the microchip
lack the microchip

New York L.A.
new york/LA

Not a nice person
not a nice person

The greater the bar
the greater the bar

Untitled
cossack

Being older
advantages of being older

I wish I had your tits
i wish i had your tits

Me trying to sleep with her
me trying to sleep with her

Mindless enthusiasm
mindless enthusiasm

Only help artists
to only help artists

Untitled
untitled 01

Angry drone
class warrior

Document our lives
independent movie

New York is for lovers
new york is for lovers

So hungover
i was so hungover

The well has run dry
the well has run dry

Trick to New York
the trick to new york

Wanna be saved
my name’s jesus

You're not helping
i came here to be inspired

Youth
youth

Doing it to be an asshole
i wasn’t doing it for the money

Middle-aged woman
middle aged woman

Pussy pussy pussy
pussy pussy

We've got dotcom
we’ve got dotcom

Yes
yes

Everything was good
everything was good

I'm fucked
randy’s business card

Let me kiss your ass
let me kiss your ass

Losing my hair
losing my hair

Really fucking boring
let’s be really fucking boring

Another drunk
another drunk

If you wanted your opinion
if you wanted your opinion

Insane rant
insane rant

I want to sing
i want to sing

Art is all I have
art is all i have

Bars and like women
bars are like women

Heard your bullshit
I’ve heard your bullshit

Must be the real thing
it’ only our second date


Page 67 (drawings from 2000)

Anyone
anyone

Guy at concert
guy at concert

Religion is art
religion is art

This would make a good movie
this would make a good movie

Onion of religions
onion of religions

Nation of sports bars
nation of sports bars

comm
comm

The more fucked up a phase was
the more fucked up a phase was

Not desperate
not desperate

Eating carbs
eating carbs

Can religion exist
can religion exist

Untitled
untitled 01

Needed to cheer up
need to cheer up

Hello america
hello america

Non-fucked
non-fucked

Untitled
untitled 02

Julio Fernandez
julio fernandez

Good-bye old paint
goodbye old paint

East Village hipsters
east village hipsters

untitled
untitled 03

untitled
untitled 04

Untitled
untitled 05

The void
the void

Nobody gave a fuck
nobody gave a fuck

I have position
i have a position

High ideals
high ideals

Fiddle
fiddle

Commun
commun

Work family health
work family