The Corner Bistro

corner bistrooooo

[Originally published here, February 2011]

I took this photograph when I was in New York last week, back in my old neighborhood…

The Corner Bistro was my regular watering hole, back when I lived in the West Village in the late 1990s, back when I was first drawing my trademark “cartoons on the back of business cards”.

I’d stumble in there late-at-night a few times a week. Great hamburgers.

Jeff would pour me a drink. Maker’s Mark on the rocks.

Jeff was a photographer. Nice guy. Great bartender. He liked my cartoons. I’d show him the new ones. He’d tell me which ones he liked.

I liked Jeff. We had a rapport. This was before I was ever published. This was long before blogging or Web 2.0.

This was when I was still unknown. A nobody. A goofball nobody in a tweed jacket, who would sit at the end of the bar for hours on end, doodling on the back of business cards for no reason.

So the Saturday I was in New York last week, I walk into The Corner Bistro, again.

Jeff was working; he’s still there. He’s married and has a kid now. He’s got a regular job doing something, but tends bar once a week for the hell of it.

He remembered me!

I give him a signed copy of Ignore Everybody [I had brought one with me, with the express intention of giving it to him], the book that was inspired by my days when I lived in New York- my lazy weekends in the West Village, my Saturday afternoons at the Corner Bistro, enjoying a drink, watching the cabs through the window, driving up Hudson, as Charlie Parker played on the best jukebox in Manhattan.

It as really good to see Jeff again. It had been over a decade. It felt like coming home. It was nice to be able to say to somebody from the old ‘hood, “Yeah. I made it. Finally.”

“This is an awesome New York story,” he said.

He’s right. It is.

Thank you, Jeff. Thank you, New York. Seriously…

[#EvilPlans]


Page 56 (drawings from 2010)

Die free
die free

Glazed over by events
glazed over by events

Star star star
star star star

An idea excites me
an idea excites me

Forgive me father
forgive me father

Untitled
untitled 01

Are you a user
are you a user

Star
star

Untitled
untitled 02

Welcome to South Beach
welcome to south beach

In my next life
in my next life

If you have your health
if you have your health

I'm dying
i’m dying

Is there anything left
is there anything left

Die trying
die trying

Sing to me
sing to me

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untitled 03

Untitled
untitled 04

Yo bitches
you bitches

A lot of clever people
a lot of clever people

Untitled
untitled 05

Day off from everybody
day off from everybody

Out of darkness
out of darkness


Biography Bookshop

Biography bookshop inc

Down the street from where I used to live in New York, there was this cute little bookshop I went to all the time, called The Biogaphy Bookshop. It was a very special place, like an old curiosity shop in a Nora Ephron movie.

It’s no longer there, at least, not at that current location. Like everythig else in the West Village, it’s been replaced by a big brand name. Progress, Baby.


The time I gave up booze and took up tea drinking…

Harmonious fucking infusion